Nachdem sich das ehrenwerte Forum in mehr oder weniger bedeutungslosen Sternchen-Fragen (nein, diesmal nicht beim Gendern) verloren hat, sollten wir vielleicht dem Toitel dieses Threaths Respekt zollen.
A PRIEST, A PASTOR, AND A RABBI DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN. SAINT PETER IS BORED SO HE DECIDES TO QUIZ EACH BEFORE ALLOWING THEM IN
OF THEM THE PRIEST WALKS UP FIRST. SAINT PETER ASKS HIM, "WHO WAS THE FIRST MAN ON EARTH?" THE PRIEST REPLIES, SADAM." A BELL GOES DING, THE GATES OF HEAVEN OPEN AND THE PRIEST GOES IN.
NEXT, THE PASTOR WALKS UP. SAINT PETER ASKS HIM, WHO WAS THE FIRST WOMAN ON EARTH?" THE PASTOR REPLIES, "EVE." A BELL GOES DING, THE GATES OF HEAVEN OPEN AND THE PASTOR WALKS IN.
NEXT UP COMES THE RABBI. SAINT PETER ASKS HIM, "WHAT ARE THE FIRST WORDS THAT EVE SAID TO ADAM?" THE RABBI IS STUMPED. HE THINKS FOR SEVERAL MINUTES THEN SAYS, "WOW, THAT'S A HARD ONE."
A BELL GOES DING, AND THE GATES OF HEAVEN OPEN.