Her: Oh babe, before I forget can you have a look at the bathroom door? It keeps getting stuck
Him: I'm not a builder
Her: The kitchen tap is still dripping. Do you think you could have a look at that?
Him: I'm not a plumber
Her: Well could you at least have a look at my car? The engine oil light has been on for ages
Him: I'm not a mechanic
Later he returns home from work
Him: Hey I'm home. How was your day?
Her: Yeah, good. The neighbor came and helped with those jobs
Him: Oh okay. Did he want anything for it?
Her: Well he said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him
Him: So what cake did you bake?
Her: I'm not a baker