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Look into Ken's underwear than you know why.
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Ich dachte because Seven ate nine…Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender
Warum ist 8 besser als 6?Ich, weil sieben neun...
That’s fake newsAn Irishman walks out of a bar🤷🏻♀️
The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin, I am.'
The first one responds, 'So, am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?'
The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.'
The first one says, 'Faith and begorrah it's a small world. So did I!So did I! And what school did ya go to?'
The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course.'
The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?'
The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'
The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 me self!'
About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'
Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again!'
Frag beide Omas, nach welchem Kalender die Aussagen gelten sollen. Du findest für dich sicher einen, bei dem gerade kein Jahreswechsel ist.Und jetzt steh ich hier mit Schrödingers Wäscheberg.