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Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each."
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, look here! We could buy gobs of these, take 'em back to Tuscaloosa, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and won't wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl, so's they don't know we is from Alabama."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll played football for Bama,didn't y'all?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?"
"Because this is a dry cleaners."
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, look here! We could buy gobs of these, take 'em back to Tuscaloosa, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and won't wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl, so's they don't know we is from Alabama."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll played football for Bama,didn't y'all?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?"
"Because this is a dry cleaners."
Das ist schon wieder so blöd, dass es einfach nur weh tut. Ich will mittlerweile die Fernsehkasper (aka Politiker), die irgendwas von Digitalisierung erzählen, nur noch (verzweifelt) auslachen.
