Footballlism
Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words.”
What do you say to a Florida State University football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "Will the defendant please rise."
How is the Kansas football team like an opossum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall." - Frank Leahy / Notre Dame